Sunday, April 15, 2007

Même

FOODOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Olive oil and balsamic (or, rather, faux balsamic, since I was told that true Balsamic vinegar from Modena in Italy is aged over 100 years and costs about that)

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Closed.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. I think about restaurants the way my dad used to think about food: it's all good, unless it's bad.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. I shoot for 20%, but can't vouch for my math

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Give me each day my daily bread, just make it good

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Plaque-free

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Generic

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Zip these days, and I don't miss it at all. Then again, the Sox will be playing the Yankees next weekend.

BIOLOGY

Q. What’s your best feature?
A. My gender.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. My hipness.

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Touch.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Where?

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. My responsiblities.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. By the bottle.

BULLSHITOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Absolutely not. Death's certainty yet unknowability is essential to the human condition.

Q. Is love for real?
A. Love is real, various, ubiquitous, rare, essential, God, all you need.... It's the human equivalent of the connection that makes a flock of doves change direction all in the same precise instant.

Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. Dunno

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black and white.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Only on purpose.

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Every time my daughters got near water before they could swim.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. When I was a twelve-year-old boy, I bounced a basketball from the sidewalk into a busy street and without thinking reached down to get it. This lady driving a red Pontiac slammed on her brakes, swerved to miss me, swerved back to avoid a head-on collision with cars coming the other way, saving my life, hers, and several others with some fancy-ass driving. Her car ended up broadside on the street and, like me, unscratched. My savior--pretty, dark hair, thirties--rolled down her window and said to me, "You asshole!"

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. You wouldn't even need to bring clothes to my jail cell.

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Where?

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. I have a feeling the originator of this même is a twelve year old boy.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Would I still get to complete mêmes?

Q. Would you pose nude in a magazine for $250,000?
A. This one seems a bigger dilemma for women. We boys have no problems, except imagining getting paid for it.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. Is this a même for measuring masochism?

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Or sadism? It's an S/M même from the mind of a twelve-year old boy.

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. For that kind of money, I could watch the Sox in a very posh pub.

Q. Give up MySpace forever for $30,000?
A. Do you mean, my space?

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. The usual.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. I actually laughed.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Yes.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. I've sat through a rain shower, a baby shower, and a wedding shower, but generally stand for a meteor shower.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A. Could they live with me?

Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A. No pairs, only flip-flop, flip-flop

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. I have more of a drive-in history with cops.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. Young again. A twelve year old boy.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A. My best friend, Robin.

Q: Last person you called?
A. My older daughter.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A. To pee.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A. Volver, perhaps as good as a movie can get when it has no remotely likeable male characters.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. I did this même, didn't I?

3 comments:

Queen Whackamole said...

A meme with a theme! Thanks for playing....

George said...

Good job, Dunno! (isn't that what you want to be called?)

Anonymous said...

Meme Response:

1. One of the ONLY reasons to visit Italy
2. Not Dunkin' Donuts?
3. Goal: Come up with a favorite
4. Math Tip: Double the Tax and add a couple bucks
5. Proven
6. No Comment
7. Boring!
8. Zip can be a good thing. Sox are easy to find.
9. To Be Confirmed. Soon, I hope
10. Good One. Hope they got all of it
11. To Be Confirmed. Soon, I hope
12. No Comment
13. They didn't go anywhere
14. Ouch
15. Agreed
16. To Be Confirmed...
17. Come on....There must be a name that you like that nobody can spell correctly
18. and orange
19. and what was that item?
20. And they are thanking you to this day
21. And laid rubber...
22. No worries...they would give you some of your preferred black and whites and I would spend the money
23. I just can't picture it anywhere
24. No Comment
25. Since completing the meme the highlight of your blogging experience?
26. We women can imagine both at the same time. Now whether we would choose to follow through is another question...
27. No Comment
28. Now I am impelled to comment on the 12-year old boy thing...
29. Already covered
30. Hold onto your space
31. To Be Confirmed
32. Thank God
33. And is it where you want it?
34. Good answer
35. Better to go the No Comment route at this time
36. Bought under duress
37. Ouch
38. Twelve years old with the wisdom of Fifty...would you look at things differently?
39. An honor
40. She should be honored
41. Good start
42. Goal: Think of something
43. Likeable female characters good, too
44. You are officially Meme-Friendly. Something to add to your resume?
44.

 
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